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Even fairies tell it as it is
A correspondent sent us this humorous titbit ...
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside the Heathrow immigration offices.
"My good man," the fairy said, "As you have just arrived in England with your wife and three children I've been told to grant you three wishes."
The man told the fairy: "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !!! He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy. "You have two wishes remaining."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Oxford with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here."
PING! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, overlooking the river.
"One more wish left for you," said the fairy, waving her wand.
"I want to be like the English with English clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin just like the English."
PING! - The man was suddenly transformed. He looked in a mirror and saw his skin was white and he was wearing worn jeans, an Eagles T-shirt and a Billabong baseball cap. Then he noticed his bad teeth were back and the mansion had disappeared from view.
"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house?"
"That's how it goes," said the fairy. "Now you are English, you're entitled to f*** all."
Editorial comment:
Many a true word spoken in jest!
Visitors' Comments
B***gate Bakery has 100s of illegal immigrants working there - check it out! It's full of them. The immigration officers would have a field day there.
David, Leicester
Editorial: We can't name this bakery because we don't have any supporting evidence. And it's not possible for us to 'check it out' - that's what the Immigration and Border Control people are supposed to do. But then, if they were doing their job properly, these illegal immigrants wouldn't be here in the first place. Ed.
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