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Tips for emigrating to a Muslim country



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Our correspondent writes ...

For the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

  1. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Don't worry about their immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
  2. Once there, demand that the local government provides free medical care for you and your entire family.
  3. Demand bi-lingual nurses and doctors.
  4. Demand free bi-lingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
  5. Procreate abundantly.
  6. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour by saying, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand'.
  7. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your Union flag from your rooftop, or display it proudly in your front window, or on your car bumper.
  8. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.
  9. Demand classes on English culture within the Muslim school curriculum.
  10. Demand that your illegally adopted country gives you a full driver license and national insurance number (or its equivalent).
  11. Such benefits will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
  12. Drive around without an MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
  13. Insist that the local law enforcement agencies teach English to all their officers.
  14. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck if you try it! You'll soon be dead.

It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or any other country in the world for that matter. It could only happen right here in the UK because we are run by soft, politically-correct politicians who are too scared to 'offend' anyone.

Editorial comment:

Of course, it's not entirely true that our political masters are too scared to offend anyone. They have no qualms about offending law-abiding indigenous British people and they demonstrate it all the time.

 


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